I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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