Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, he came in my armpit
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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