so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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