what if I'm pregnant?
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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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