very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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