My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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