i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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