Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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