The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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