Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The air was thick with penises
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
