You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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