Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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