Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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