i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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