I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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