I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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