Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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