That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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