Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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