just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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