Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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