i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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