i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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