It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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