I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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