margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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