i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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