So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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