People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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