I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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