I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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