also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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