So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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