Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize