Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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