have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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