hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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