Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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