can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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