sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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