New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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