When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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