"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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