Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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