Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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