Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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