just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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