That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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