She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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