It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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