in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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