Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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