I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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