It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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