Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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